When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.

The average aging process of an Asian woman.

Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant we have been forced to update our community rules.

Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.