Don't drink and set your car on fire and give a taco to a cop.

The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur tribute in the form of pancakes.

She is so excited she is jumping for joy after finally getting to eat at Cafe Penis.

Just act natural and nobody will notice you are missing something.

While struggling in a public bathroom stall I read this on the wall and suddenly felt better.

Wake up feeling great and in high spirits and then you get to work.