When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

We know what is wrong with the world, but how do we fix it?

Phones are so expensive these days.

Bald eagle eyebrows.