Don't be a jackass and eat the poor Snowman's nose

Well that isn't very nice. So much for treating your elders with respect

Car's heater doesn't work? No problem.....

Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home