This Kangaroo is either on the juice or just has very good genes.

Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

Make sure not to take a wrong turn on Butt Hole Road or you may end up in a dead end with no lights.

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

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A Woman And Her Horse Have A Great Laugh Together. It Must Have Been A Good Joke.