We know. We know. This is Wong on so many levels.

Abraham Lincoln is alive and well and here is proof.

If you combine the looks of Barbie and Mrs. Potato Head you get Nicki Minaj.

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera circa 1994.

Your flight has been delayed due to a large phallus blocking the runway.

Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Academy Awards in 1994.