The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.