Teach your kids photography and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs.

My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

Time out bottles are a great way to deal with out of control kids.

Vending machine gave me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button for Root Beer.

“I Brake For Tailgaters.” A little too much brake this time there tough guy.

Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle no longer gets to choose between a 6 inch or a footlong.