Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.

Breakdancer or Gay Waiter?

If a girl never sends you a text there is a good reason for it.

Don't forget to congratulate your Mom since you turned out perfectly.

Studies show in recent years people have gotten fatter.

Some people just need a high five.