Everyone looks great sitting at the bar in this place

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

He is a bit self conscious about his feet

This is what happens when you take a panoramic photo and your dog runs into the shot.

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

This guy must have just heard about the new Cantina Power Burrito