The 'I haven't got a Valentine' starter pack.

Motorboating magazine looks great on the rack.

He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.