Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.
Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!
Hopefully this was a free car wash
Much Simpler Times Here. This To Do List Is A Breeze.
This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!
Have You Ever Been So Bored You Said You Would Rather Watch Turtles Having Sex? That Is What This Cat Decided To Do.