It is a good idea to teach your child the difference between love and hate but I don't think tattoos are such a good idea.

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

This guy has an awesome name. Check his name tag.

You Better Flush The Toilet!

This Dog Is A Lifesaver. Realizing You Have No Toilet Paper After Already Taking Care Of Business Is No Fun.