My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

When I wear a tight shirt. How I feel vs How I look.

If my casket ever gets taken in a Prius, just shoot me...oh wait.

Proof that Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome.

Why Jeb? Why did 86,000 campaign mailers get sent showing Jeb Bush with a white hand and black hand?

When my dog begs for food he blows slobber bubbles.