A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

Countless hours can be had laughing while watching your dog with painted eyebrows stare at you like you are crazy

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If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

Finally A Shower With A Built In Thermometer