Hey it's a lot better than those silly child leashes

No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

Things don't always work out the way you had planned

Just a couple of ferrets in pastel colored turtlenecks

Good luck trying to beat Mrs Chiggers

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.