As a kid we were told the blue part of the eraser could remove ink.

Do you want to see a pic of mah boob?

Usually when you tell drunk people not to do something they will want to do it even more.

Nothing says I'm a bad ass more than taking a selfie with a great white shark.

Taking your dog for a walk in a golf cart. Lazy ass.

"Your Mom" jokes are always great fun especially in the form of a bumper sticker.