Fire Breathing Dog Spits Huge Flames From It's Mouth.......Or Maybe It's Just The Camera Angle.

This Picture Of A Woman Cutting A Huge Pile Of Onions By Hand Will Make You Cry Just Looking At It.

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

He Will Need More Than Mini Nose Trimmers. Perhaps He Should Try A Chainsaw.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

Apparently If You Mess With The Monkeys You Are Screwed.