Screw being a policeman or a fireman. I want to be a master medical marijuana grower.

Damn illegals! They're destroying this country.

This is what happens when you hold your farts in.

You're not going out dressed like that. Darth Vader scolds Princess Leia.

Just a normal guy who works nein to five.

Car with airbrushed Star Wars mural is a total chick magnet.