Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

I just wanted to talk about your iPhone 6 for sale.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.