Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Court refuses trial by combat.

This is what happens when you have a leaky water faucet in freezing temperatures.