Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.

Scooby-Doo taught us all something very important. Fear equals money.

Hand Job Gloves. Better than nothin'.