Paranoid marijuana traffickers call 911 to turn themselves in.

Peyton Manning's voicemail to Tom Brady before the 2016 AFC championship game.

The aspirations of 18-year-old Ted Cruz.

The Rematch: Gainesville, Florida 'Basketball Cop' has returned and brought Shaq as backup.

Tian Tian the giant panda has a great time playing in the snow.

Amy Schumer does not steal jokes.