When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Cute little lizard just loves to drink fresh orange juice in the morning.

When you buy a pair of these Fake shoes at least you know what you are getting.