When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

If you survived free range parenting, you are a real bad ass by today's standards.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Grillenium Falcon food truck is awesome and even sells a sandwich called the Cheebacca.

The Duggar Family: Straight Outta Condoms.