Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Clever sign to get people in the door offering free beer. Nobody reads the fine print these days.

Multiple selfies with a camel while doing the same facial expressions.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!