No! I don't wanna go back to school.

Alcohol: It's cheaper than therapy.

Protesters in Canada who want to legalize prostitution think a blowjob is better than no job.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the fast food of America and to the obesity for which it stands.

If it hadn't been for this, 'Recycled Water Do Not Drink' sign, I may have been in trouble.

I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as our politicians.