A wife is like a hand grenade.

Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.

Cat forgot how to cat but knows how to duck.

23 Girls 1 Cup. Team USA wins the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup.

Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.