A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Must have been this burglars first time. I have a feeling he never tried it again.

Much Simpler Times Here. This To Do List Is A Breeze.

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

How Not To Strap Down An ATV In The Back Of Your Pickup Truck