My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

Husbands better keep a close eye on this poolboy.

Time out bottles are a great way to deal with out of control kids.

Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle no longer gets to choose between a 6 inch or a footlong.

If you squeeze the head of a Barbie Doll, it looks like Selena Gomez.

Don't you just love chewie bacon? Chewbacca bacon that is.