"Don't feed the bears" warning doesn't sugar coat anything and is blatantly honest.

Not sure if this is a bodybuilding competition or a funny face competition.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Yoda sculpted out of snow is a very impressive work of art. Talented you are young Jedi.

Raccoon holding on for dear life on the back of a garbage truck.