It must have been a very slow news day

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Hopefully this was a free car wash

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On

This Is What Happens When You Let Dad Go Shopping Alone With His Kid