When your beach towel is from Costco.

Man arrested for DUI wearing t-shirt with picture of his last mugshot.

I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn.

John Lennon being mistaken as the father of Harry Potter is just not right.

My cat was being an asshole so I flipped him the bird. Turns out cats love birds.

When I wear a tight shirt. How I feel vs How I look.