Those Germans lover beer so much they installed a beer tap in their trunk.

Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

If you were ever to see a ghost I imagine this is the face you would make

Ahh yes it is going to be a good day

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.