A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

Looks nice but I prefer a bed

Cute baby Giraffe. How does it walk on those stick legs?

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

1 empty parking lot + 1 pole + 1 woman driver = You know what's coming

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.