I only drink on days beginning with the letter “T”.

Design vs. Actual user experience.

If the Titanic were to sink in today's society, this is what it would look like.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.