I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

When the username you want is taken...

Donald Trump vs Corn on the cob. Which one has better hair?

I thought my relationship problems were complicated until I read this.