We need to start branding people like cattle....

Always fully check your new pair of jeans for any tags or stickers before wearing them in public.

Pharrell Williams wears shorts to the 2015 Grammy Awards because it makes him Happy.

Dumb American criminals attempt robbery with permanent marker pen disguises.

Mrs DP. Either those are her initials or it has a different meaning.

Sticky notes on the community fridge at the office are always good for a laugh.