Why does the Federal Government still consider weed an illegal substance?

This is what a concerned father looks like.

Beats by Dr. Dre knockoffs have been spotted in Thailand. Meats By Dr. Dre.

Tattoo of a goat grazing on your bald head is better than just a bald head.

Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.