Supercharger vs. Turbocharger

When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

I think I found my soulmate at the grocery store. I love wine.

If you survived free range parenting, you are a real bad ass by today's standards.

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.