The laws in this city are very strict or they just really hate silly string.

Getting pulled over for indecent exposure or he just wants her phone number

Well said Donkey. Laughter is indeed a tranquilizer and should be taken often.

So that is where peanut butter comes from

I was always taught to lift with the knees not grab item with one hand while using other hand to squeeze buttocks

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.