If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

She May Want To Cut Back On The Feeding A Bit

How do they wipe their ass?

Her Name Is Little Miss Sunshine And If She Doesn't Cheer You Up Nothing Will.

A Manatee Pushes Its Nose Up Against The Glass.

It Is Hard To Get Any Work Done At The Library When There Is A Ginormous Butt Crack Staring At You