Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.

Jack Mehoff really does exist.

Don't know Karate but I know how to use a baseball bat.

If you get an email with an attachment saying it is Kanye West singing Bohemian Rhapsody do NOT open it.

5 siblings in the shower 22 years later.