Whoever says money can't buy you everything is lying

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Check Out The Prison Sentences And The Money Involved. Seems Fair.

Most Women When They Notice The Check Engine Light Is On

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!