Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.
Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.
Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.
Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.
The Drunk Highway located in Maui, Hawaii has a very fitting name.