When You Are Driving Around With 7 Gallons Of White Paint In The Back Of Your Car And You Get Into An Accident This Is What Happens.

If You Ever Do Something That You Think Is Really Dumb Don't Worry It Could Be Worse. You Could Be A Sloth.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

Apparently If You Mess With The Monkeys You Are Screwed.

Buy a peanut for $1 get a free bottle of water. This is how you stick it to 'the man.'

Oklahoma earthquake blamed on a donkey.