A chicken is hatched already logged on to Facebook describes today's society well.

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Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

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Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.