Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity. George Carlin Always Knew How To Say It Best.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

If You Ever Eat A Banana With A Bone In It Then The Chances Are Very Good It Isn't A Banana At All.

These Elephants Know The Real Definition Of True Love.

Bacon In A Squeeze Bottle. It Was Only A Matter Of Time.

Her Mom Is Sending Her Back To Bangladesh. I Am Sure The UK Will Miss Her.