What your dog might actually be thinking when it brings you a toy and then you throw it.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Guess who forgot to show up to the Health Fair? Alzheimer's sucks!

Too cool to look into the camera is a perfect example of extreme doucheism.

Turn your boring wall clock into a beautiful grandfather clock without spending any money.