Probably not the bathroom to use if you suffer from stage fright

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Apparently He Has Been Here Before