When you see hot bikini babes on Instagram, just remember who owns the boat.

If you can name 3 Kardashian's, but can't name 3 elements off the periodic table...

Some see alcoholism. I see CrossFit for my liver.

Waking up from a coma after 2 years...

Donald Trump + Balloon + Static Electricity = Fun!

Bathroom at a Snoop Dogg concert.